SS26 / DROP 01 — NOW SHIPPING·
Made in LA · Printed on order
Apparel for the
post-disruption
era.
We make clothing for the people who built the software. The merch is the product. The product is the merch. Pre-revenue, post-irony, indefinitely.
16
Garments shipping
$0
Capital raised
5–8
Days to print & ship
∞
Months of runway
VALUATION
Pre-money
BURN
$0
RUNWAY
Indefinite
ARR
TBD
HEADCOUNT
1.5
MOAT
Aesthetic
LTV/CAC
Asked
NPS
97
TOUCH GRASS
PRE-REVENUE
SERIES A SURVIVOR
VIBES CODER
OUT OF OFFICE
DISRUPT
PIVOT
BURN RATE
DO THINGS THAT DON'T SCALE
POST-EXIT
QUIET QUITTER
NOTIFICATIONS OFF
Testimonial · 03 of 04
"I wore the Series A Survivor to my own term sheet meeting. We closed at a higher valuation. Correlation is not causation, but."